Wimp Retardant X-Hot Sauce
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Ingredients:
Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Xanthan Gum, Celery Seed, Mustard, Red Pepper, Black Pepper, Bay Leaf, Clove, Allspice, Ginger, Mace, Cardamom, Cinnamon, and Paprika.
Order now and this item will be shipped on 5/17/2025

Nutrition Fact
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Heat Rating | Heat Rating: 9 |
Pepper | Habanero Pepper |
Gluten Free | Not Gluten Free |
Kosher | Not Kosher |
Volume | 5.70 |
Calories | 0.00 |
Total Sugar | 0.00 |
Total Carbohydrates | 3.71 |
Total Protein | 0.00 |
Saturated Fat | 3.71 |
Total Fat | 0.00 |
Ladies & Gentlemen! After years of perfecting my formulations, I have achieved precisely that. Everyone gather around so you don't miss this offer! It's hot, it's delicious, and it will change your life; Professor Payne Indeass' collection of sensational hot sauces! Take notes, because Sphincter Shrinker, Butt Pucker, Anal Angst, Flamin' Flatulence and Wimp Retardant are sure to be the cure-all remedies to all of your problems.